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2016 Democratic National Convention Schedule Suggested

Many believe and hope Vice President Joe Biden will become the next candidate on the Democratic ticket for president of the United States in the year 2016. So does he. With a view towards his impending nomination, some of Joe’s, “I’m Riding with Biden”, political team have prepared an ideal 2016 Democratic National Convention Schedule, of which, one resourceful member of the mainstream accommodating press  has obtained a copy. She wanted to share it with all other Democrats and Liberals. Thank you E.W.

 47th Democratic National Convention
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Wells Fargo Center and The Pennsylvania Convention Center
July 25-28 2016

7:00 p.m.         Opening American Flag Burning

7:15 p.m.         Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nation

7:30 p.m.         Hillary Clinton proposes a toast (by satellite from her secret location)

7:30 – 8 p.m.  Nonreligious prayer and worship:  Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 p.m.         Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

8:05 p.m.         Ceremonial Tree Hugging: Group Hugs by State Delegates

8:10 p.m.         Remembering the moose who died by ticks

8:15-8:30 p.m.  Celebrating a Gay Wedding

8:30 p.m.         Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

9:00 p.m.         Keynote Speech:

“The Proper Etiquette for Surrender”
Secretary of   State

9:20 p.m.         Collection to benefit ISIS Kidney Transplant Fund: Planned Parenthood

9:30 p.m.         Unveiling the plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo

9:40 p.m.         “Why I Pardoned My CIA Director John Deutch for Having Classified  Documents on His Home Computer”

A short talk by former president
William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 p.m.         Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

9:50 p.m.         Brian Williams receives “Truth in Broadcasting” award

9:55 p.m.        Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

10:20 p.m.       Nomination of Joe Biden for President by Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

10:55 pm.        Singing of Kumbaya: led by the Iranian Men for Jihadist Choir

11:00 p.m.       Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

11:05 p.m.       Al Gore shows his slides on global warming and retells how he invented the Internet

11:15 p.m.       “How to Tax the Rich 90 %” presented by Socialist Bernie Sanders

11:30 p.m.       Coronation of Joe Biden for third term of current administration

12:00 a.m.       Hillary Clinton proposes a toast

12:05 a.m.       Bill asks Joe, when he becomes president, to pardon Hillary so she can come out of hiding and not have to go to a federal prison

Special Note

While America is still an independent nation, while there is, for the moment, freedom of speech, despite all of the political correctness, it is good to be able to have some fun with the truth. But there is a sobering truth that needs to be spoken about as well. The truth is that Liberal policies, Socialistic policies, unbiblical policies, have made our nation a debtor nation, enslaved us financially to others, diminished our military, divided our nation along racial colors, created envious class warfare, and torn down our borders. The principles by which our nation is now being governed is in direct conflict with the principles established by God for nations.

A nations should not be in debt, especially a nation with the resources of America. The borrower is a slave to the lender, and that is wrong. Romans 13:8 Owe no man anything, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

A nation should have a strong military that knows how to fight for righteous causes, and how to destroy the enemy. Psalm 91 is called, “The Soldier’s Psalm”. During World War I, many soldiers recited Psalm 91 on a daily basis. Our modern military needs to memorize this portion of the Word of God afresh, and eliminate all experiments with social engineering.

A nation should not be divided racially. There should be no hyphenated Americans, for we are all of one blood. There is only one race, and that is the human race. God shows no partiality, and neither should we. There is to be equality under just laws. Romans 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.

A nation should have secure borders. National boundaries should be recognized and respected. It is God who has appointed national boundaries. Acts 17:26 And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation.

A nation will be blessed when the Lord is their God, and when the citizens commit themselves to honoring the principles of God’s Word. Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.

“Lord, make us a righteous nation. Heavenly Father, make America great again, for our good, and for your glory. Amen.”

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